25 Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving is a time for gathering with loved ones, sharing a delicious feast, and reflecting on the things we’re grateful for. But what truly makes this holiday special is the laughter that fills the room as family and friends come together. Thanksgiving jokes have a unique ability to lighten the mood, break the ice, and make everyone feel more connected, whether it’s through a clever turkey pun or a playful jab at the holiday chaos. Adding humor to your Thanksgiving celebration can create unforgettable memories and help turn even the most stressful moments into something to laugh about. In this article, we’ll explore how funny Thanksgiving jokes can make your holiday more enjoyable and provide you with some of the best jokes to share around the dinner table.

Here are 25 funny Thanksgiving jokes, organized into popular joke categories.

Puns

1. Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
   Because it had something to gobble about.
2. What kind of key can’t open doors?
   A tur-key.
3. Why did the turkey cross the road?
   Because it was Thanksgiving, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
4. What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
   “All About That Baste.”
5. Why did the cranberry turn red?
   Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Knock-Knock Jokes

6. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Arthur.
   Arthur who?
   Arthur any leftovers?
7. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tamara.
   Tamara who?
   Tamara is Thanksgiving!
8. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Wanda.
   Wanda who?
   Wanda get together for Thanksgiving?
9. Knock knock.
   Who’s there?
   Norma Lee.
   Norma Lee who?
   Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
10. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Turkey.
    Turkey who?
    Turkey to meet you!

Dad Jokes

11. Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?
    It was already stuffed!
12. What did the turkey say to the computer?
    Google, google, google!
13. Why don’t turkeys play sports?
    Because they always foul out.
14. What do you call a running turkey?
    Fast food.
15. What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
    The drumsticks.

One-Liners

16. Vegetables are a must at Thanksgiving.
    I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
17. I was going to tell a Thanksgiving joke,
    but I didn’t want to make a turkey of myself.
18. This Thanksgiving, let’s give thanks for elastic waistbands.
    They’re the real heroes of the day.
19. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
    Boy, I’m stuffed!
20. I only have pies for you this Thanksgiving.

Food Jokes

21. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    A tur-key!
22. Why do cranberries turn red?
    Because they see the turkey dressing!
23. What did the sweet potato say to the butter?
    I’m on a roll!
24. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
    It had 24 carrots.
25. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
    Because of its drumsticks!

These Thanksgiving jokes bring a mix of puns, one-liners, knock-knock humor, and classic dad jokes to keep your holiday light and fun. They’re perfect for sharing around the dinner table!