25 Funny Jokes For Adults

Funny Jokes For Adults

Everybody like a good joke or maybe a corny joke. 🙂

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I know live in constant fear.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

Nothing but let out a little wine.

Why don’t programmers like nature?

It has too many bugs.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why did the math book look sad?

It had too many problems.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two-tired.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.