25 Deez Nuts Jokes

Deez Nuts Jokes

The phrase “Deez Nuts” has become a popular internet meme and humorous catchphrase, but its origins go back much further than most people realize. While it gained widespread attention with viral videos and social media in the 2010s, the phrase first entered pop culture in the 1990s, thanks to a track on Dr. Dre’s iconic album The Chronic. Since then, it has evolved from a casual joke to a comedic staple in memes, prank calls, and online culture. It has become a lasting part of modern slang and it continues to bring laughter to so many.

Here are 25 funny Deez Nuts jokes that are sure to make people laugh (or groan)

 

1. Have you seen the new movie on Netflix?

     No, what’s it called?

     Deez Nuts!

 

2. Did you hear about the new doctor in town?

     No, who is it?

     Dr. Deez Nuts!

 

3. Hey, do you know who’s the head of the shipping department?

     No, who?

     Deez Nuts are in charge!

 

4. Did you finish that math problem?

     Which one?

     The one with Deez Nuts in the equation!

 

5. What kind of tree grows in your backyard?

     I don’t know, what kind?

     A Deez Nuts tree!

 

6. Have you heard of the latest phone?

     No, what’s it called?

     Deez Nuts Mobile!

 

7. Can you help me with this new diet?

     Sure, what kind of diet?

     A Deez Nuts diet!

 

8. Are you going to the store?

     Yeah, why?

     Pick up Deez Nuts while you’re there!

 

9. Did you check the mail today?

     No, why?

     There’s a package from Deez Nuts!

 

10. Do you know who called you earlier?

       No, who?

       It was Deez Nuts!

 

11. Did you see what’s on the schedule for tomorrow?

       No, what?

       A meeting about Deez Nuts!

 

12. Guess what I found on the ground today?

       What?

       Deez Nuts!

 

13. What’s the latest news?

       What news?

       Deez Nuts went viral again!

 

14. Are you free this weekend?

       Yeah, why?

       Let’s hang out with Deez Nuts!

 

15. What’s your favorite part of the trail?

       I don’t know, which part?

       Deez Nuts hanging from the trees!

 

16. Have you been to that new coffee shop?

       No, what’s it called?

       Café Deez Nuts!

 

17. I just learned a new recipe!

       Oh yeah, what is it?

       Deez Nuts cookies!

 

18. Who’s your favorite artist?

       I’m not sure, who?

       Deez Nuts are drawing up a storm!

 

19. Do you have any recommendations for podcasts?

       What’s the show called?

       It’s called Deez Nuts Hour!

 

20. What’s the latest science discovery?

       What is it?

       They discovered Deez Nuts are full of protein!

 

21. What’s your favorite sport?

       I love basketball, what about you?

       I play with Deez Nuts!

 

22. Did you pick up that package today?

       What package?

       The one from Deez Nuts!

 

23. Do you know what’s on the homework assignment?

       What is it?

       A case study on Deez Nuts!

 

24. Have you met the new guy at work?

        No, who?

        His name is Deez Nuts!

 

25. Did you sign up for that new fitness program?

       What program?

       Deez Nuts Bootcamp!

 

These jokes keep the humor light and playful, and they’re sure to get a laugh in the right setting.